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New Year/New Love
I think I've been going about dating the wrong way in the past. I believe I should put out there what I am really looking for and hope that someone out there reads it and comes through. I am searching for true love. That one woman that can be with me when I fulfill my dreams and I can help hers as well. Let's take the journey together.
I have strict requirements though. They are as follows:
1) You must have a drug or drinking problem. I LOVE taking care of someone that doesn't have their own stuff together. Nothing is better than going out on a date and then taking care of your puking self all night.
2) You must be verbally, emotionally or physiy abusive. I need to be reminded that I'm not the prettiest or thinnest or best girl you've ever been with sometimes. Take me down a peg.
3) If you have a job, please don't respond. I prefer to pay for everything and live to lend money out with no hopes of ever being paid back. We're not talking 10 or 20 bucks either.
4) Do you have a problem psychologiy that you do not seek professional help for? GOOD! I don't mind Depression, Bipolar or Schizophrenia as long as you aren't taking medication for it.
5) Must be only interested in sex or hanging out. If you want to be seen with me in public I'm not the girl for you. Feel embarrassed to be with me and don't take me out on normal dates.
6) I do not respect honesty. I respect excuses. I've heard a lot of excuses though so you may have to be creative because they tend to get old and repetitive.
7) Please become a different person within a few weeks of us dating. Don't do the foolish thing and be your true self immediately because that's boring. I like surprises!
8) Hate my friends! Don't understand in anyway that they have seen me be hurt in the past and want the best for me. Consider them all selfish assholes that do not want the best for their friend.
9) Make sure that you tell me you are looking for a LTR and serious dating, but don't mean a word of it. I really want a player that has 2-3 secret girlfriends on the side that they're sleeping with. The better chances of me catching an STD from you will have be running out and renting that U-Haul.
10) This is the most important one of all. Please borrow things from me and never return them. This includes movies, video games, clothing and anything else of the like. I love breaking up and never being able to get a hold of the stuff I let girls borrow. Money and possessions don't mean anything to me. So please, come into my house and pick out what you like and take it with you. Consider it like a library with no return policy. I don't work 40-50 hours a week to have my own house and things that can't be stolen.
Hope this New Year brings love, luck and the woman of my dreams! Namaste.
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