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You have to understand that at the core of my belief system I honestly believe that ornery and evil fall in two separate categories. I am the former
But try as I may I cannot seem to stop myself from pursuing edgy mischief. But let me give you an example and you can judge for yourself.
At my Company there is a very cranky, fowl, unfriendly and hateful woman. Every company has them. (For the sake of the story we will her ). Also has a hairy lip and at my work we had a No Shave November contest and on December 1st everyone was to vote for who had grown the best moustache I stuffed the ballet box with 564 votes for who in turn won the best Moustache contest for no shave November
On Thanksgiving I turned my Dads hearing aids off and muted the TV but kept staring at it intently and my brother and I lip-synched a conversation so it looked like we were watching the game and talking about it. And for the briefest of moments my Dad thought he had lost all his hearing until we shouted "Gotcha"
I re-arrange all my neighbors Christmas displays where the Snow Men, Deer etc are all doing the Hibbidy Dibbidy. Amazing what fun you can have with a few power tools and a sick imagination
I always get my sister Christmas gifts one size too small for her but put the size bigger tags on them so she thinks she gained weight over the year
One year I volunteered to do the family Photo for the Christmas Card. Then Photo shopped everyone bald and said I sent it out by mistake.
Now as you have read this and said "Man that is Fked up" just remember that no one was REALLY hurt by my vigor for all things amusing and while they may very well be Fked up they were not Evil.
So if having a well-educated, hardworking yet slightly mischievous individual intrigues you please I would LOVE to hear from you. Just FYI- my softy side is just as active as my mischievous one so you might want to like getting funny text, being randomly quoted movie lines and song lyrics, getting flowers and knick Knacks for no reason other than just the hell of it, having the door held open for you and getting a cheek kiss swiped from you at the checkout line of the store. PS send a pic and put shenanigans in the subject line. I just wont respond without them Sorry.
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