White x firefighter8 and some. You'll be glad you did.Another Idiot on slist Im looking for a meaningful relationship, not a lifelong commitment (yet), and not a fling or one-night stand. So dont expect me to be the one or the one of many I get to have. Keep reading if that sounds reasonable to you
I first would like to inform you that I am not a stalker, but FYI youre about to run out of milk.
And no, I wont you in your sleep. I promise Ill wake you up first
I will confess that I am the one responsible for tangling your earbuds cable into unmanageable knots, hiding your cell phone in the cracks of your couch, and remodifying your thermostat a degree or two hotter or colder from what youd consider comfortable. Thats because I am pure fucking evil to the core.
-Alright, getting serious here (kind of) let me put this down right now: I want a monogamous relationship. I would like (if things work out) is a number of dates and then a girlfriend in my life, after that who knows? Lets just keep it at that till we both know more.
I am lbs. I have brown eyes, dark brown beard, and a shaved head. Im also white, but your skin color does not matter to me honestly. I am boring in the way that I dont do , smoke, have contracted any diseases, or even drink alcohol. Dont worry though, I make up for my incessant sobriety with random stupid shit and unapologizing dorkiness.
I have no , nor would I say I have any "baggage" from previous relationships. despite what I mislead people to believe, I have no anger management issues or mental deficiencies. If I was going to harm you or anyone else, I actually need a logiy sound rationale to do it. Like if you are someone who thinks the moon landings didnt happen, I then have a logical reason to remove you from the pool altogether. (Im kidding, sort of.)
Im going to college right now, full time, and thanks to the G.I. living expenses are provided. An excess of funding and free time isnt particularly available however. Bear in mind my grades and schoolwork come before any relationship.
While I can hold a conversation and listen quite well, however my attention occasionally drops out every now and th-
My sense of humor can be hit or miss at times. Often its just lame, occasionally it could be offensive but I typiy know where to draw the line. There are times people think Im serious when Im joking, and joking when Im actually being serious for once. I can be bluntly honest at times where I should be more tactful, I often realize this after my big stupid mouth gets me into those situations.
I can be quite sarcastic at times with various effects. For example: I was stopping by a restroom at a gas station and encountered a sign on the restroom explaining it was locked to prevent use and discarded paraphernalia. I walked up to the attendant and said in a comical tone "I need the keys to the bathroom so I can shoot up a bunch of heroin!" While the attendant got the joke, my brother and another customer in the store apparently did not.
A strange ability Ive acquired due to my prior service in the military is being able to find humor in almost any situation, even when its inappropriate. Case in point, I was helping my dad with an excavating job on his property with his back hoe and somehow got in stuck in the mud. (The giant soggy pond just came out of nowhere!) When my dad and I were digging out the 7-ton construction vehicle with hand shovels in the hot sun I couldnt hold back my laughter and suggested "If only we had a giant, very expensive, mechanical device designed for moving large quantities of dirt very quickly!" Needless to say my dad did not share my enthusiasm on this.
I like to do a number of things that everyone should enjoy, but says it anyways on every dating profile/personal ad I have ever read: like laughing, listing to music, having fun, going to the movies, being with friends and family, and having good conversations. I also enjoy doing things that other people dont do often, like target shooting, solo camping in deep the woods, and Im fascinated by anything thats science or technology. If you want to hear about photons being destroyed the same moment they exist since they themselves never experience time, or that titanium is a biologiy non-reactive material hence the reason why it is used in so many surgical implants, then you probably dont want to pass me up.
I also like to sit on the couch, watch movies, or play video games now and then.
If youre interested you need to make some kind of move, otherwise nothing will ever happen.

- P.S. If there is something significantly important about you, tell me about it right away. It could be that you are confined to a wheelchair, have , or can only ever have sex if I dress up like Zorro. Tell me that in your first message so I can consider it beforehand and not have you offering me a Zorro costume in the bedroom after a few good dates. Dont hide that shit from me until the last minute! No more Zorro costume sex! (Its a long story.)
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